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This is my best friend and her new boyfriend, Doug. He’s awesome, and they’re both lucky to have found each other. Except, I’m pretty sure that Doug probably doesn’t consider himself lucky to be spending as much time with me as he has. However, I’ve been enjoying the good times we’ve all had lately…and this picture reminds me of them. Sorry, I’m party of... Read more

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The death of Anna Nicole Smith is mildly entertaining. Hell, I’m a celebrity gossip queen, and this tops the gossip for the year so far. Besides, I feel like as humans, we’re wired to be obsessed with tragedy. And her story is what Lifetime movies are made of. Poor girl. However, I am so absolutely appalled I can’t even think straight—why the eff is the media referring to her as “The People’s... Read more

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Another Valentine’s Day come and gone. Thank Jesus. I hate to be cliché and everything, but the holiday is just damn depressing. I feel like each year I’m either bummed because I don’t have a date, or bummed because the night was sub-par and didn’t live up to the romance and over-the-top display we all feel we deserve and need thanks to Hallmark, Hollywood and Harlequin novels. (Except for that... Read more

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I will be drinking and bowling tonight at the lovely Sunset Bowl in Ballard for any couple or single who wants to join the group. Hope all of you are happy with the one you love and show them more than just this one day a year. I know that I LOVE each and every one of you who have touched my... Read more

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The stress, incessant checking of Craigslist and overall generally crappy hunt is over—Sarah and I found our apartment last night. In the last month or so since we’ve decided to move in together, the two of us have checked Craigslist, Seattlerentals.com and the Seattle Times classifieds multiple times a day. It only left us discouraged. Queen Anne is full of not-that-great and super expensive... Read more

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Johnny Knoxville, one of my long-time loves (seriously, someone told me he had died in one of his stunts while I was in Europe, and I just about had a heart attack) left his wife. Maybe marriage and love isn’t as far off in my life as I previously thought. AND America’s Next Top Model, Season 8 is starting February 28th. From what I can tell, they’re reintroducing the “plus-size... Read more

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For all those cubicle-computer-desk junkies who read myblog every day…1. BLAMESTORMINGSitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. 2. SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, cra ps on everything, and then leaves. 3. ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to... Read more