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Lip gloss—it’s a woman’s paradise. And I’m pretty sure I have an extremely unhealthy obsession with it. I’m always on the endless search for the perfect lip gloss—the right color, the right applicator, the right consistency—it’s a very fine-tuned, particular recipe. Anytime I’m at Target or Bartell’s, you better believe that I’m going to spend roughly an hour in the make-up aisles and... Read more

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I’M HAVING THE WORST DAY EVER. MAAJAH CRAPPY. Rarely do I feel like shit is raining down upon me, but this is just one of those moments. Work is crazy, money sucks and a few other things are bothering me. And of course, when a few things are bothering me, I obsess over them. This trifecta is causing me to act quite unlike myself. I’d like to think that for the most part, I have my stuff together. I... Read more

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I’ve been asked to take over a blog for the Seattle P.I., and of course, I’ve accepted. Am I crazy? I think so. Hopefully one of these days, all this blogging for free will lead to a paying gig. Sort of like one of my favorite professional bloggers, This Fish. In the meantime, I’ll exploit my life and my adventures for the simple satisfaction of writing. I’m that nerdy. The topic? Dating of course.... Read more

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I’m trying really, really hard to watch my carb and sugar intake. Blah, blah, blah. Story of my life. But really, I don’t want to look like a rolly polly stuffed sausage in my Halloween costume or my super slutty Heido-Ho, German Beer Maid costume that I’m sporting at Leavenworth’s Oktoberfest this year. So, this of course requires a little “back on track” thinking. Like maybe I should stop... Read more

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Oh what I wouldn’t give to be the egg right now. I think I’d give my arms, legs and all my body hair. Currently Feeling: Hungry but my lunch sucks. Don’t you hate that? I wish I had a co-worker I could trade lunchboxes with.Currently Anticipating: Stealing food from my parent’s house this weekend.Currently Hating: That I can’t even afford Top Ramen this... Read more

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While recently watching 90210, Brandan Walsh made a statement that seems so easy and too good to be true: “It’s a simple story. Boy meets girl. Boy likes girl. If girl gives boy half a chance, boy gets girl.” Oh, how insightful art thou Mr. Walsh. I knew there was a reason I turned out the way I did after watching the show religiously since the age of 10. However, I seemed to have lost... Read more