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Sorry for the lack of updates. Currently, I don’t have time. But I just HAD TO share this with the masses because I’m laughing out loud: It’s Sarah Palin’s Facebook page! (Click to view larger image and read.) Thanks HolyTaco.com! Currently Feeling: Really headachy lately. So not like me.Currently Anticipating: Ironing out some Halloween plans with the Dolphins tonight.Currently... Read more

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I’m heading to Miami today through Saturday as an accumulation to a two-month project I’ve been managing at work. I’m both very excited and a little nervous, one because I’ve never been to Miami, the weather is supposed to be a balmy 87-degrees, and I’m staying in a fancy schmancy hotel on Miami Beach. Two because Friday will be the event that I’ve spent countless hours... Read more

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“I built a ledder to the stars and climbed on avery rung.” This is a misspelled sentence I caught today from my British friend. [No, not Old Balls.] At first I thought he was drunk, since it’s 11 p.m. there his time and in NO way do those words make sense. But, he just admitted he’s a bad speller and was trying to quote Dylan lyrics. I don’t know why I think it’s so... Read more

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People see a little…off…today. Is it the weather? My bus ride this morning was just odd. It was more crowded than usual, and one girl (slightly more curvy then the average bear) with a huge backpack and brown bag full of stuff (plus her own bag) had to stand and sway and fall over and trip in front of all of us on the back of the bus. She nearly fell over and a nice old lady said, “Are... Read more

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This past weekend was dedicated to Oktoberfest and recovering from Oktoberfest. (Are you guys getting sick of my same stories yet, year after year?) I’ve gone to Fremont Oktoberfest for at least three years in a row now, and can attribute some sort of event or shenanigans with each year. Two years ago was the night I reconnected with The Bearded Lover (oh, what a mistake that was), and last year I... Read more

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Once upon a time – let’s say in my “early 20s” – I dated a 35-year-old man, which my friends now refer to as “Old Balls.” Thirty-five now, perhaps now so old. But, 35 then was 11 years my senior, and probably a little shocking to some. Who knows, I was trying on dating older men for size. For the most part, it was kinda fun. He was a Patrick-Demspeyesque with salt... Read more

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I am a curly headed woman. I know, I know. You all have to peel yourselves off the floor in shock from reading that line. BUT, as a curly headed woman, I’ve spent years, probably 1,000s of dollars and countless hours using, purchasing, researching and gathering recommendations for THE PERFECT CURL hair product. I’d like to think that I’m somewhat of an expert. In fact, the commission I... Read more

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Remember when I introduced you, all my lovely lady friends, to that ridiculously cheap and addictive shoe Web site nearly two years ago? Well, I have another little tip for you, if you haven’t dipped into it already. I received an email two weeks ago from a friend, which said Nordstrom’s was changing the packaging of their E.L.F. makeup brand (Eyes, Lips, Face) and therefore selling everything... Read more

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I thought I’d share some of my great couch finds on Craigslist as a follow-up to my previous post. Aren’t those some beauties! Fortunately, I was able to weed through the bad ones, and found the absolute most beautiful and comfortable, overstuffed, white microfiber couch-in perfect condition-for 300 bucks! I will be bringing home the new addition next week, and sleeping there instead of my bed.... Read more

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I’ve spent the last couple days responding and inquiring to Craigslist ads for roommates and couches since both will be gone from my apartment in a short amount of time. It’s been quite interesting, to say the least. The ironic thing is that while I’m losing a roommate who’s going to live in a place with her boyfriend, I’ll probably be gaining a roommate who is moving out of a... Read more