Comments on: Do Not Drink and Shop Online

By: flipflops

flipflops — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 20:53:00 +0000

This is so awesomely awful… and the perfect introduction to a new blog to read! Hi, Katie!

By: Michael

Michael — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 23:52:00 +0000

That is tremendous. What a story.

My funniest Jesus story came when I was reading from a Baseball Digest during the early 1980s.

ME: "Hey Mom!"

MY MOM: "Yes?"

ME: "Did you know there's a guy on the Cubs named EYE VAN DEE GEE ZUS?"

MY MOM, patiently: "I think that's EEE VAHN DUH HEY ZEUS."

ME: "Oh."

(Ivan DeJesus played 14 years in the major leagues, 1974-1988, mostly at shortstop.)

By: Katie

Katie — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 17:15:00 +0000

Sassy – You’re right. She wouldn’t have known. All of my crucifixes around the house are equipped with veins and skin folds too.

By: Sassy Britches

Sassy Britches — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 16:58:00 +0000

Aw, come ON now Katie! I checked out the links, and I am CONFIDENT that your grandmother would never know the difference! And boy, wouldn’t that be somethin’ to know your grandmother has A BJ Butt Plug on her dashboard!

Come to think of it, she might ACTUALLY be able to tell. And the thought of my grandmother knowing what a butt plug is…hoo-boy!

By: phampants

phampants — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 16:35:00 +0000

WOW. just WOW

By: Katie

Katie — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 16:34:00 +0000

Alexa -NOW THAT would be wonderful. In which case, Jesus should be all up in the Vagina….All up in the Kool Aid and knowing the flavor. Yeah, that might be too far

Lily- I find it slightly funny, but borderline mortifying. I thought I’d feel better after telling some of my family and making them laugh about it, almost certain that they would, you know LAUGH? No. I became the “Sick, sex obsessed Niece.” Bitches.

Meg – May it never happen to you.

By: Megan

Megan — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 14:57:00 +0000

Hilarious!

By: Lily

Lily — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 14:23:00 +0000

Oh. MY. GOD. That has got to the FUNNIEST thing I have ever ever read.

By: alexa - cleveland's a plum

alexa - cleveland's a plum — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 14:17:00 +0000

HAHAHAHA! hilarious and oh so wrong all at the same time.

and you're right Jesus should be in your heart and not your vagina that is unless you are banging a guy in mexico who's real name is jesus.

just saying...

it could happen.