I’ve decided to start a little series here called “Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! (Saturdays for Breakfast)” because, well, bacon is amazing. Close your eyes and repeat.

I’ve been a lover of all things bacon for as long as I can remember – I ate it every day for three years at my old job, until I started working at my new job and my boss was a vegetarian who threw a stink every time I cooked it in the microwave and the whole office smelled like bacon. Question of the hour:

WHO.doesn’t.LOVE.bacon?!

Okay, maybe vegetarians. But holy hell – bacon is probably the one reason I’ll never be a vegetarian. Seriousry. Everything is made better with bacon – and a little bit of bacon love. Bacon cures every ailment! Solves world hunger! So I’ve decided to make my blog that much better with the addition of bacon every Saturday. Each week, I’ll feature a fabulous bacon find – a recipe, random bacon-flavored products, pic, etc. If you have a fabulous bacon find you’d like to share with me, send it my way!

In fact, I love bacon so much why not TATTOO it on my body? Um, genius! I’ll have to beat the boys off with a stick! This week’s find – fabulous bacon tattoos:

So realistic, it would kinda make you want to lick yourself, huh?

Or, you know, profess your love for bacon salt!

Bacon double cheeseburger please! Why wouldn’t you have this tattooed on your chest?

You’re welcome for the hairy armpit shot.

Hot damn! Screw just bacon, tattoo a whole damn breakfast on your head! Yes!

Instant bacon stache!

I think the last one is definitely the keeper. I think it’d look great on my right breast.

Happy Bacon Saturday!